The best way to deal with an oligarch is to use humor ... it is one of the few things they have no control over fighting (ever wonder why small hands hates SNL so much?). Donald Trump's physician in the election wrote a quick note that he was possibly the "healthiest individual ever elected" ... and, yet, Trump is a frequent fast food eater and is overweight. Obama was fit and frequently played basketball, and, before him, Bush ran marathons. Marathons. Let's call Trump how he really is, he's Plump. Also, it's a lot easier on the eyes, and will make you laugh, to see "Plump" all over the headlines rather than the somewhat jarring nature of a "Tr" combination.
Let's make Plump great!
