Bubba was unjustly imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit. (Stealing browser cookies.) He promptly escaped a maximum stockade and went to seek the A-Team to join up. For that he needed a keyword tool. But the free version of Keywords Everywhere is so epically useless, it made Bubba cry. He promptly went back to prison and had himself locked up again to escape this world of much hype and useless extensions.