Mr. Beast, able to feast upon Feastables,
be sustenance plenty for the day and the night
Til the bright light be shined on those with who he draws ties, wherein he retreats behind the lines, who shield him from their lies.
A being so perfect, his face is enough to draw dollars and likes from unsupervised tykes, using hours of their lives devoted to the cause of the myth of a man who promotes good to all beneath.